A sample of Christmas cow-rels
Patty got run over by a cow-deer
Walking out of June's hut solstice eve.
You can say there's no such thing as cow-deer,
But as for me and June, well we believe.

She'd been eating too much chocolate,
And we saw her start to swoon.
Then she forgot to wear her helmet
And ran outside to hoooowl at the moon.

When we found her solstice morning
She was babbling 'bout the pack.
She had antlers on her forehead,
And incriminating paw prints on her back.

Patty got run over by a cow-deer
Walking out of June's hut solstice eve.
You can say there's no such thing as cow-deer,
But as for me and June, well we believe.

It's not solstice without Patty
And all the pups will raise a glass.
And we can not help but wondering
'Bout how those prints got on her ....

Patty got run over by a cow-deer
Walking out of June's hut solstice eve.
You can say there's no such thing as cow-deer
But as for me and June, well we believe.

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Hark the herald cows sing,
glory to the moooo born king.
Piece of cheese?, It's cheddar, mild...